Damned if I know how my garden grows I just moved in and POOF all the tomatoes I can eat right in my backyard.
Apparently I am extraordinarily gifted at growing tomatoes, cucumbers and mint. Who knew?
As if that wasn't enough I am also a self declared plumbing savant! Going solely off some sketches drawn on a napkin by my Uncle Ron at Christmas dinner I was able to unclog my drains and stop the infernal dripping of the taps. I am also pretty handy with an allen wrench, you have something from IKEA you need to put together I am your gal.
*sigh*
All these mad skills and still unemployed.
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