4:40am : *alarm goes off* Good Lord it can NOT be time to get up. I can NOT deal with my suck-ass job today. Today there shall be NO adulting ! *hit snooze*
4:40am : *alarm goes off...again...groaning* ok ok its not completely suck-ass, I mean I am thankful I am physically healthy and able to do this work, I am thankful for the paycheck that feeds my family and more importantly pays for the internet...hmmm nope. *hit snooze, again*
4:45am : *alarm goes off...AGAIN* Note to self, I need to find another alarm, this pretty zen like harps and chirping birds is making me resent all birds. I wonder if I make my alarm the sound of a can of Coke opening I will develop an aversion and finally kick my sugar addiction. OH, didn't I find a cute pair of green capris while cleaning out the closet? Yes, and they would almost go with my new dinosaur socks, and I have yummy butternut squash soup for lunch, and, and, and it is Friday and I get Tim Hortons on Friday! Ok I am up.
5:57am : *arrive at work with coveted coffee in hand, dash to time clock with out spilling a drop* Yeah me!
6:10am : What the hell!? Now I remember why I do not wear the cute green capries, they have no effing draw string in the waist! *sigh*
7:00 am : On a good day with a fan pointed directly on me this job is hot and sweaty, today I have two fans pointing away from me effectively sucking away any hope of a breeze. And damn it, the sweating is NOT helping to keep the cute green capris above my buttocks! Also I am rethinking the appeal of my HOT butternut squash soup for lunch.
11:20am : *rig up a makeshift draw string with some quality control tape* Yeah me! Also, that soup was yummy.
2:00pm : Dear sassy dinosour socks, I am sorry I stuffed you inside ugly steal toed shoes, please stop hurting me..."curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal" (see what I did there fellow geeks?) I made it through another week...YEAH ME...I deserve a foot bath and a shot or two of tequila.
THE END
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